What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 07:13

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Moonraker
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Ah so!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-All the bad guys are black.
A View to a Kill
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Goldfinger
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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Dr No
-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love
Octopussy
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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You Only Live Twice
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Live and Let Die
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.